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Paycheck difference reason found!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:54:32 -0500

I increased my 401 contribution instead of decreasing it, oops! I’ll keep it that way through ‘09 I suppose.

Today at work we labeled envelopes for our holiday cards. I got one for an Aziz Ansari in Dubai.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:46:56 -0500

Today at work we labeled envelopes for our holiday cards. I got one for an Aziz Ansari in Dubai.

We look the same. Only, one of us peed on our towel in the car...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:18:00 -0500

We look the same. Only, one of us peed on our towel in the car on the way home.

Amy Beth

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:05:40 -0500

Sorry I judged your for your 7-11 dinner of Doritos in barbeque sauce and peanut butter Saltines. I had mini pretzels and cream soda float…

molls: Get Me Bodied - Beyonce … And there are hand...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:03:28 -0500

molls:

Get Me Bodied - Beyonce

…

And there are hand claps.

Like I said, the only acceptable answer to, “What’s your favorite Bey song?”

jaystarr: baddie: Luchador Jesus and Luchador Mary prayer...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:35:52 -0500

jaystarr:

baddie:

Luchador Jesus and Luchador Mary prayer candles. I would like to brofist whoever came up with this.

These almost make me want to be Catholic

This reminded me of you, Nic?

ktroseknows: tswifts got a new do She doesn’t look as...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:34:05 -0500

ktroseknows:

tswifts got a new do

She doesn’t look as cat-like! But she does look like she has a mustache?

jaystarr: paulscheer: Finally a Christmas Movie with Nuts...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:59:44 -0500

jaystarr:

paulscheer:

Finally a Christmas Movie with Nuts Shots!

I watched this certain that Jimmy Pop would make an appearance. I was right. Bonus? He was wearing the same hat he wears on the cover of “Use Your Fingers.” That shit’s old.

Anyway, tuned in for J. Pop, left feeling like I was in college and Phil and I just watched the Christmas-themed follow up to CKY4.

Stress Relief

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:53:24 -0500

In college when I got stressed I would draw. Work has stressed me out badly this week. Perhaps I will start that painting of Hector the Chessie that I wanted to do.

Remember that time I linked an article from TMZ about a shark committing suicide on my company's website?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:35:52 -0500

That was hysterical.

Oh, hi!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:23:18 -0500

Just got a text from my boyfriend. Before I could reply my sister called to tell me that he’s on mtvu. It’s like he never even left.

Reminder

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:40:00 -0500

I always get my hair done about a week and a half later than I need to. Next time I think my hair can go a couple weeks longer I will call and make the soonest appointment available.

I fucking hate business casual.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:56:56 -0500

shia-lafabulous:

I can’t wear a fucking tie or jacket without someone giving me the eye.

I can’t wear my Prada cologne because my boss is “sensitive.”

At the end of the day, he made a big scene about smelling the “Glade Plug-In” scent each time he walked down my row.

I’m sure he knew it was me, but he kept pretending it wasn’t…nice guy, right?

WRONG. I felt so uncomfortable as two other guys he rounded up started sniffing around my area.

Ugh.

And so I tell you that this is what’s wrong with the world today:

my couplet of complaints about working in a business casual environment.

Not world hunger. Not cancer. Not AIDS. Not even Feline AIDS.

You read it here first.

ohmygodhe'sdrivingmeCRAZY

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:07:05 -0500

Seriously, dude, STOP. Stop challenging everything I say, stop ignoring all of my suggestion, stop acting like a know-it-all. Slow down, calm down and lose the f-ing ‘tude puh-lease. I’m really at my wits end.

You know what?!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:55:32 -0500

If I tell you to do something, do it. Don’t think you know better and do things your own way. Might I remind you you’ve only been here 5 months to my 30. I do actually know what I’m talking about, ass.

World's Strictest Parents

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:11:24 -0500

I am scared for the kids on this show. What if one day they wake up and realize what little shits there were and that they’re finally ready for the real world? What if they apply to college or for a job and are googled and all the results are videos of them saying dumb things like, “I don’t like being told what to do.” or “I love drinking and getting high-I don’t care!”??

One day they will regret that this is all so readily available to those who could help determine what their lives amount to. I’m sure lots of kids act like this but it’s not filmed for everyone to be able to see. You grow up and move on and forget about it. Now these kids won’t have that option because they think being on tv is cooler than being a good person.

And what the hell is wrong with the parents who allow their kids to appear on this show?? Have fun supporting your kid’s 2-pack-a-day habit until he/she’s 40!!

I brought the photo booth pics Andy and I took to work. Every...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:25:27 -0500

I brought the photo booth pics Andy and I took to work. Every time it caught my eye I smiled. Now I get the appeal of personalizing your workspace! Nevermind the t-rex head on the hello kitty pencil…

It IS happening more often!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:58:00 -0500

I received a bill from Apple yesterday for a cd I ordered. I had the cd sent the fastest shipping they provided. I explicitly asked if the shipping cost $25 or if the whole order was $25 to which I was told the latter. Of course the bill showed that shipping was $25 and the whole order was $42.

I don’t mind paying for things as long as I’m paying what I was told I’d be paying. Also, the kid who took my order gave me the wrong reference number, messed up my email and spelt my name totally wrong (Mumlz) making it impossible to track my order.

I called Apple to complain since I usually receive outstanding customer service from them. To my surprise they offered to just refund me the whole cost of the order!

"i just feel like i am getting fat and i am sick to my tummy. that show has me scared."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:51:00 -0500

“i just feel like i am getting fat and i am sick to my tummy. that show has me scared.”

- Mer, on being a potential candidate for “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.” I reminded her that we have this talk every winter.

Delicious

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:12:44 -0500

Cream soda butter pecan ice cream float