For some reason my last post reminded me…

I had a roommate in college who once confessed that she always kept a book on her nightstand so that people would think she was smart. She’d change the book every few weeks but otherwise never touched it.

This was the same roommate who once hid Taco bell and McDonald’s bags and food trash in her nightstand at home so that her mom wouldn’t know she’d had fast food to eat.

She also didn’t wash her body with soap in the shower because she always figured water did the job just fine.

So awesome.