Someone at work won't move 10 feet from his/her cube without taking his/her purse along.

• Me: My mind is racing! What could be in there? Drugs? Baby monitor? Body parts? Hamsters? I guess we'll never know.
• Jacquie: That Hamster thing could go a whole other way...
• Me: That's gerbils? But, like, once my sister brought her dead hamster in her coat pocket to a play. Could be something like that.
• J: You have a weird family.
• M: No shit. She was like 8 if it makes it any better?
• J: Eh...maybe a little...but not really