You know when you're so angry that all you can do is laugh?
My sister texted me around 9:30 this morning saying “Happy half birthday!!”
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My sister texted me around 9:30 this morning saying “Happy half birthday!!”
jcup:
1. Mary-Kate has always been my absolute favorite.
2. I bought sequined booty shorts last week. I think they look better on my manthighs.
3. I bought heeled booties this week.
Obvi, I am simply trying to be her.
Ugh, you and me both.
Last night Andy took me to see Where the Wild Things Are. We both hated it. The kid, Max, was such a jerk. He was a total brat that reminded me of my kid cousin and my twin when she was younger. It brought back a sort of PTSD that made me feel slightly anxious whenever the kids (or Carol) flipped out.
And, what the fuck, wild things? You’re cute and have the whole giant forest to yourself. Why the fuck be so glum and depressed about everything?!
I think this movie was just made for hipsters who love finding everything wrong with their lives even though they’re just fine. And while I can handle Karen O, she was the last thing I needed to hear during that obnox-fest.
Also, MAX, you fucking bit your mom while she was tryin to get her mack on with Mark Ruffalo. You yelled at her to feed you while putting your nasty-ass Chucks on the kitchen table then ran away in the freezing cold. You don’t deserve that awesome, giant piece of chocolate cake your mom gave you. You deserve to go to bed hungry with a giant welt on your butt.
At the doctors office, scary as shit photo
I read an article once about a woman whose job is to illustrate the people/bodies and body part close-ups of medical charts like this. You never think that there is a field for such things.
Dottie called us on gchat.
I feel so ill. I have so much to do at work today.
My boss had a bag of 150 pieces of candy from Halloween that she brought in. I had peanut M&Ms. I thought about how much I love them and wished I had a bigger bag.
Then I remembered the time my sister’s mother-in-law got her an s-load of candy, including peanut M&Ms. A truck had wrecked, spilling it’s freight on to the road. As fate would have it, this truck had candy. And the mother-in-law’s friend was nearby to grab as much as she could (funnier if you knew how large the friend is)! The candy was too much for one person and split until I ended up with, like, 30 bags of peanut M&Ms.
You know, like, two months ago when everyone did those visual displays of the most popular topics on their blog? I can tell you mine without even using that program. Nic, Andy, myhuckleberryfriend, sister, work, ass, Dottie.
My boss just told me to leave early to take Andy to the Air and Space Museum! Then we’re going to Tysons! Can’t wait.
In your words, “ouch.”
Andy and I were in the kitchen enjoying the dinner he made me when we heard his band! The Dear Hunter’s new video was on MTVU!! We stopped dinner to go watch him on tv. Amazing. Congrats, love!
This was the time to set beaver traps before the swamps froze, to ensure a supply of warm winter furs. Another interpretation suggests that the name Full Beaver Moon comes from the fact that the beavers are now actively preparing for winter. It is sometimes also referred to as the Frosty Moon.
I actually asked Andy if it was a full moon tonight. This is way cooler.
