I got an email from a conference organizer about how our company name would appear at our booth. The email mentioned that there were 44 letters, 15 were free and we’d pay for the remaining 19 letters. Umm, I’m pretty sure 44-15 is not equal to 19…

I just saw another commercial for those Reebok shoes that make your butt look better. The asses they use in those commercials do nothing but make me never want to buy the shoe.

Target makes adults’ gummy multivitamins. It only has 800IUs of vitamin d but i figure my diet will make up for the other 200. And I’m getting other vitamins, too!

The resesh is hitting me, too. I wanna see bitches who it’s not affecting. Who can spend like money’s not a problem. Isn’t that the whole point of the show?!

Last night Andy called me while on his drive through Nevada. We were discussing how he wants to go to South America when he said, “That’s weird. That sign says ‘hola.’” I thought he meant because it was Spanish for “hello” and we were talking about S. America. Before I could ask he continued, “There’s a town here named Ola. O-L-A. That’s what I called my girlfriend before she died four years ago.”

I don’t really like when he brings her up, for obvious reasons, but I was polite about the situation, as always. “Maybe it’s a sign,” I suggested.

“What kind of a sign?,” he asked. “I don’t really believe in signs or things like that.” No sooner could he finish this statement before his call dropped. I tried to call him back but couldn’t. I finally got a call back from him but instead of showing up as “Andy,” my phone read in bright red letters, all caps, “UNAVAILABLE.”

I couldn’t help but wonder if it was a sign from Ola. That perhaps she did not want me to be with Andy. He insisted that she would have loved me and I spent the rest of the night in my bed, spooked.

I’ve been in the mood for new nail polish. I looked at Sephora but didn’t see any I liked. The ones I thought might have interested me all just looked like car paint.

OH, right. I forgot that it’s ok that I missed last night’s Office and 30 Rock ‘cause today at 3 Tanya in Corporate will be delivering a play-by-play recap of the episodes!

My sister almost destroyed my phone last night by texting me non-stop about tv between the hours of 8 and 10. We talked about True Blood at first. Then she live texted about The Office and 30 Rock. Only I was in the gym then the shower and not watching tv. My phone started freaking out so I asked her to chill, to which she replied with the above. When I told Andy, his response was “Sorry your sisters care so much about tv. Dorks!”

While we’re on the subject of True Blood…who knew Janice Ian Dyke was so hot??